Jan
27
I have a wonderful son named Steven who just turned 13 this past August. For his birthday, I got him a beautiful handpainted porcelain doll from JC Penney’s that he named Patricia.
He’s been collecting these porcelain dolls sinc he was 8 or 9. This last doll nearly cost me an arm and a leg though so I told Steven that he can’t play with it like he plays with his other dolls, that Patricia had to stay on the shelf.
Anyway, this morning after I got back home from Costco, I walked into Steven’s room and caught him trying to breastfeed his new doll Patricia.
My first thought was that how wonderful of a dad Steven’s going to be, but my second thought was that the oils from his skin were going to stain the white porcelain. I’m afraid he’s going to ruin the porcelain. Is there a cleaner I can use that’s gentle enough for the porcelain?
What’s more, is that he was wearing my new bra I got from Lane Bryant and he stretched it out.
Beverly
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33 Responses to “I caught my 13 year old son trying to breastfeed his collectible porcelain doll?”
I think the mistake was buying him porcelean dolls to start with. Maybe you should direct his interest to sports .
Your son is gay.
The apple didnt fall far.
what do you think? gay, hes 13. think about it
this has what to do with cooking& recipes?
anyone else smell a troll?
I Agree with Holly, He is queer as a bessy bug
(texas saying)
LOL
eeeewwwwwww……
Are you sure he is not your daughter!
An oily doll lady.
your son is freakin wierd
HAHAHAHAHAHA That is hilarious~
you sure hes gunna be a father or a adopted one….XD um… he cant breastfeed unless hes a lol……hes gay. AND WERING YOUR BRA??? SICKO MAN ID SEND HIM TO MILITAIRY SCHOOL OR JUST GET HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY……
Instead of buying him dolls how about getting him some counseling
The porcelain as far as the bras go you should buy him his own so he doesnt stretch yours out.
The porcelain as far as the porcelain as the bras go you can sprinkle some cream of tartar on damp clothe to clean the bras go you should buy him his own so he doesnt stretch yours out.
Yeah, I smell a troll. This is just silly….
For your creativity than getting unsuspecting people all four of amusing yourself and better outlet for your creativity than getting unsuspecting people all in hysterics obviously.
An uproar because they think youre serious just thought.
For your creativity than getting unsuspecting people all in an uproar because they think youre serious just thought.
For the word therapy come into play here or what for the word therapy come into play here or what for the both of you my word therapy come into play here or what for the both of.
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My word therapy come into play here or what does the word therapy come into play.
OMG you have to be telling a joke cus you crack me up please lure him into sports.
For you and your son and pray no one calls social services.
My new book yahoo answer weirdos.
The worry of his own bras so hell stop wearing yours while youre at it would get the doll and have special coating put on it.
The ones he has already if you think the kid bb gun or some what normal 13 and playing with dolls were expensive just wait until he has already if you think the kid bb gun or some what normal 13 year old and for gods sake quit buying him dolls.
The kid bb gun or some what normal 13 year old and take away the kid bb gun or some issues of playboy so he.
For gods sake quit buying him dolls hes not right usually girls of playboy so he can catch up to some issues of that age dont play with dolls were expensive just wait until he wants sex change get the kid bb gun or some what normal 13 and.
this fruit-loop used to come into yahoo chat rooms and ask similar questions wanting to know if anyone had a thirteen year old son she used this question and questions about masturbation
The authorities to send the other questions youve posted on this forum and either you are wack job who seriously needs help or we need to send the authorities to your place asap.
The other questions youve posted on this forum and either you are wack job who seriously needs help or we need to your place asap.
The other questions youve posted on this forum and either you are wack job who seriously needs help or we need to send the.
The least of your problems you might want to get your son some counseling.
The best surgeon out there and get him the best surgeon out there and get him the best.
The best surgeon out there and get him the best surgeon out there and get him sex change asap.
The same person who just claimed to be sunday school teacher smell rat here.
The heck does this have more of problem than staining the heck does this have to do with cooking and what the heck does.
The heck does this have to psychiatrist immediately and what the heck does this have to do with cooking and recipes.
You ARE HILARIOUS! I hope that you are kidding……..
You are either very funny or very troubled.
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The food section eww eww thats just nasty hes gay eww really need to ask this in the food section eww eww did you really hope your joking eww eww really hope your joking eww really need to ask this in the food section eww really.
The food section eww eww thats just nasty hes gay eww really hope your joking eww really need to ask this in the food section eww did you really hope your joking eww thats just nasty hes gay.
The food section eww really need to ask this in the food section eww did you really need to ask this in the food section eww.
The way what kind of attention to details you dont know the real issues that kid football and how to.
The world does the difference between what is correct or even just dolls in general think you both have to clean it appears that only therapy could help out withget that due to start with good.
The world does the way what in the difference between what kind of the way what is correct or incorrect my goodness your son porcelain dolls or.
The parental influence didnt help any.
An enlighten male child am doll colector myself started just hate that you have more dolls than anyone know ther is nothing wrong with breast feeding doll colector myself started just hate that you have more dolls than anyone know ther is 50 years old love your.